All I can see is "I am human being".
I don't know which version my IE is, I don't know where to check it, but it came with Windows 7, so it can't be that old.
With regards to the Captcha, have you tried clearing your cache?
With regards to the rest of you question, you hit the nail on the head. The community did get upset with the amount of low quality, bad questions that have been asked, and the Question Standard is the bare minimum that is required to be able to post a question and answer the community will accept.
If you can't meet that standard, there is an extremely good chance your question will be closed and down voted, so I would suggest you at least try and meet that standard.
However, your also under no obligation to use any of the SE sites. Keep in mind, it is a free service, and SE can set any standards they may feel will improve the quality on the site.
Further Info
No one except the developers know what the standards criteria are, so we cannot provide any information as to how you can fix it. The How To Ask a question page it refers to does however make it easier to get it right.
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