If you really want to keep having this argument, this is the correct venue for doing so, but I wouldn't expect many people to keep having it with you... doesn't seem like a particularly productive use of anyone's time.

The "on-topic" page is for guidelines, not the be-all, end-all absolute list of what is and is not allowed. That said, I did check it before posting this answer. The third on-topic bullet point says "personal and home computer networking," and the fifth "not about" bullet point says "issues specific to corporate IT support and networks."

Thanks for everything! Also, if you could let us know which nation's countryside you'll be burninating on your vacation so we can all avoid it, that would be great.