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So Diago has been doing a great job as the newest mod to SU. He ruthlessly puts up with endless amounts of non SU questions and promptly closes them. He sometimes gets unfairly revenge downvotes due to his all powerful mod powers. I gave him the nickname Diago the Douche due to the reaction of some SU users to his calls. I have agreed with 99% of Diago's mod calls so I want to honor him with a name. I thought Diago the Destroyer was a great name also. What should Diago add to his name? What would make Diago even more awesome?

https://superuser.com/users/3981/diago

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    Turn the a 90 degrees left and it sort of looks like a fancy way of writing "Dingo"
    – TheTXI
    Sep 11 '09 at 18:54
  • Someday, I might be as cool as Diago.
    – Troggy
    Sep 11 '09 at 19:06
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    @Troggy: No you won't. Give up now and save us all the pain of having to watch you live your live trying to meet our expectations.
    – TheTXI
    Sep 11 '09 at 19:11
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    @Troggy: It's not that we don't love you. It's just that we don't love you as much as Diago.
    – TheTXI
    Sep 11 '09 at 19:11
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    This is one of those situations where I am entirely unsure about whether I should take it as a compliment or be completely embarrassed. I suspect it would be safer for my own sanity to stick to the first. However, if I log into tomorrow with no MOD powers I know exactly who to blame :|
    – Diago
    Sep 11 '09 at 19:33
  • The concept of loving anyone as much as Diago is ludicrous.
    – devinb
    Sep 11 '09 at 19:34
  • @TheTXI What makes you think Diago loves Troggy?
    – John the Seagull
    Sep 11 '09 at 20:51
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How 'bout just Diablo

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    How did you know that was my favorite game?
    – Diago
    Sep 11 '09 at 19:34
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Maybe we should soften then edge, try and make him seem a more 'sympathetic' and 'caring' moderator, and call him

Diago the Lovable

That way, people will be less likely to downvote him. They'd seem heartless.

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    If you're gonna go in that direction, then go all the way: Diago the Rescuer of Orphaned Puppies.
    – gnovice
    Sep 11 '09 at 19:59
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    "Diago the Unicorn Lover"? Although that sounds a little ceapy somehow.
    – EBGreen
    Sep 11 '09 at 20:06
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    Hey - I do love ponies to you know. And waffles... Lot's of waffles.
    – Diago
    Sep 11 '09 at 20:07
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    @Gnovice: Diago the Rescuer of Kittens caught in Trees on Fire, and Beached Whales.
    – devinb
    Sep 11 '09 at 20:09
  • if he ever releases a CD... "Diago Love"
    – Troggy
    Sep 11 '09 at 20:19
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Diago the Fist of Righteous Fury

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    This is for when Diago locks a meta question.
    – Troggy
    Nov 4 '09 at 0:19
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How about "Diago." It's been working just fine so far. Or, if you like, "Diago Diamond." No need to explain that one.

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  • Why add the dot to the name?
    – Ólafur Waage
    Sep 11 '09 at 18:52
  • I see what you did there :)
    – Jonathan Sampson
    Sep 11 '09 at 18:53
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From his profile:

When not in front of a computer he spends his time with his family and their collection of animals.

So perhaps:

Diago Doolittle

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  • Full disclosure: 4 Dogs and 5 Cats :P
    – Diago
    Sep 11 '09 at 20:08
  • Yikes!
    – Troggy
    Sep 11 '09 at 20:17
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    Need to off one of the cats, the dogs are outnumbered.
    – squillman
    Sep 11 '09 at 20:23
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    I have a couch.
    – TheTXI
    Sep 11 '09 at 20:30
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    For a while I had Noah's Ark in my home: 2 people, 2 dogs, 2 rabbits, and 2 fish. Now the fish are gone and a little person is on the way.
    – gnovice
    Sep 11 '09 at 20:36
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    @gnovice That wasn't a fair trade.
    – Troggy
    Sep 11 '09 at 20:48
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    My wife reminded me that sadly I got it wrong, we have 5 dogs and 5 cats.
    – Diago
    Sep 13 '09 at 21:44
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    Actually both the pets counters has been increased by 1 since this entry was posted. 6 each.
    – Diago
    Oct 19 '09 at 18:34
  • @Diago: Does that number ever decrease or is it like a recursive method out of control?
    – Troggy
    Nov 4 '09 at 0:20
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Diago the Diviner due to his ability to determine the applicability of questions.

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  • If only you knew....
    – Diago
    Sep 11 '09 at 19:35
  • You have a magic coin that you flip?
    – EBGreen
    Sep 11 '09 at 19:51
  • Sometimes I wish I had...
    – Diago
    Sep 11 '09 at 19:52
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William the Conqueror

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Manfrenjensen

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    I am afraid to ask?
    – Diago
    Sep 11 '09 at 19:37
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    And yet there's a question mark after your comment.
    – Joel Coehoorn
    Sep 11 '09 at 21:00
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    A reference to the great movie, A Fish Called Wanda. When the character has to come up with a fake name, under pressure, he quickly answers "Man.fren...jen....sen". (with dots indicating the amount of pause between each part, as he realizes his name is getting more and more ridiculous.)
    – beska
    Sep 11 '09 at 21:14
  • @Joel - I said afraid... Didn't mean I wasn't brave enough to ask.
    – Diago
    Sep 13 '09 at 21:43

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